You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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