Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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