I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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