I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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