Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Someone shattered a urinal.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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