:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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