Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
