Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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