Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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