I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
that may or may not have been my penis.
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