I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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