if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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