another moral hangover. fuck.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I touched a dick in church today
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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