party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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