sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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