Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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