I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
try to milk me bitch
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