Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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