i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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