Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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