Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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