Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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