Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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