its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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