i permit you to call me
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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