If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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