ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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