i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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