If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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