I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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