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So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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