So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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