You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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