Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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