Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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