the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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