Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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