Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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