marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm both gender and math confused
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