didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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