You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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