i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
There's even glitter on my cock...
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