Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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