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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  There's a dead frog in my kitchen?

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.

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  The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches

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• (212): View more from New York

  so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Church boner. Awkwardddd

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?

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• (323): View more from California

  Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.

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• (650): View more from California

  Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt

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  Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  where are my pants?

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  in the oven.

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