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  Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.

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  (434): Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am. http://tfl.nu/f8a0
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.

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  (651): I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked. http://tfl.nu/b7zw
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  (562): View more from California

  I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.

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  (562): I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible. http://tfl.nu/uxem
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  (845): View more from New York

  she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.

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  (845): she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there. http://tfl.nu/dzx0
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  (757): View more from Virginia

  I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.

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  (757): I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class. http://tfl.nu/buxk
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?

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  (815): at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar? http://tfl.nu/ozqc
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  (407): View more from Florida

  She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".

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  (407): She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high". http://tfl.nu/d3ih
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.

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  (720): Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated. http://tfl.nu/fo7q
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.

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  (703): When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond. http://tfl.nu/i1tf
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  (760): View more from California

  He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.

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  (760): He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative. http://tfl.nu/28jo
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  (954): View more from Florida

  He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"

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  (954): He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good" http://tfl.nu/rht4
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...

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  Umm

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  Exactly.

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  (240): Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor... (301): Umm (240): Exactly. http://tfl.nu/dkql
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  (407): View more from Florida

  My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it

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  (407): My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it http://tfl.nu/hvy9
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  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras

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  (780): Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras http://tfl.nu/dst4
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  (937): View more from Ohio

  Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???

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  (937): Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night??? http://tfl.nu/rsju
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