she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...