i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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