my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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