we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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