you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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