CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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