Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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