Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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