Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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