Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm too high and old for this...
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